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so i figured that i would join in.
nigga im 22. like my rims. not like my rims. its my birthday.
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| How old are u Sal? |
[07 Jan 2008|01:52pm] |
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Old enough to party.
Everyone who is anyone should call Sal whenever they want to party. I just want to get wasted. All the time. But you are prolly gonna have to drive. I have no license. Or car. Or motivation to do anything else but get rediculous.
In other news, seven bucks isn't enough to get you anything. What are u, a six year old?
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[01 Nov 2007|01:48pm] |
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My mouse is so insensitive to Ringo's feelings.
Also, I like getting skeeted on.
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| Officially a bad ass... |
[07 Sep 2007|10:55pm] |
Jail is one hell of a thing. Yes it was only for 12 hours, but man did it make me think. I have got to start making better choices as of lately, cuz I have been fucking up. But you know what, in about 6 months, I will laugh about it. That to me is all that matters.
I would also like to thank Ringo. It takes a real friend to come get one from jail. You're the man. Ive got your back next time asshole.
Oh and by the way, jail isn't cool. It is nothing but a collection of the wildest in society talking about how hard they are. I will be the first to say that I am in no way a badass. Jail doesn't make u one either, its just shows that you are stupid enough to fuck up.
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| First time since I was 15... |
[29 Aug 2007|04:20pm] |
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In a completely desperate measure that is both shameless and demeaning, I am in complete need of a job. Rate of pay does not matter as long as it is somewhere near 8 or more, but I really need 40 hours a week. If anybody knows of anything, please reply and I will be greatly obliged.
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| About fucking time... |
[07 Aug 2007|08:17pm] |
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Well it took me 3 years to finish a 2 year AA degree, but as of today, it is done. I have to pay graduation fees and then I have the diploma. I'm just glad that it is done. I stuck with it and to be honest, I am proud of myself. I could have quit and wanted to many times, but I didnt. I suggest everybody give it a try because you will feel good about yourself when it is done
Go to college. Do it.
Car shopping on Saturday, Fuck yeah!
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| Im pretty Pleased with myself. |
[23 Jul 2007|12:00am] |
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So in my channel surfing last nite after watching my senior video with Laura, I happened across ECW wrestling. This guy was the main attraction in the match I saw and apparently he is a pretty big star. Hopefully I am not the only one who finds the hilarity of the fact that the straight edge lifestyle has finally made it into the big time and is being personified by this fucking clownshoes.
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| I guess my glass is half full... |
[16 Jul 2007|11:32am] |
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I dont know about the rest of you guys, based on all of the emo posts lately, but life right now is going fucking beautiful.
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| Sexy Time! |
[19 Jun 2007|12:13pm] |
"I am #34 but I can't get a sponsor becuz I have small hands."
Come over to my new house and get ur ass rocked in beer pong. Do it!
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| Yo ho Yo ho, A Pirates life for me... |
[26 May 2007|03:33pm] |
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This shit has gotten really stupid. Lets just be done with it. Its fucking rediculous. How about both sides just leave the other alone?
In other news, I am moving out in less than a week. Finally I will be out on my own. Can't Wait.
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| Pirates! |
[25 May 2007|03:18am] |
"He looks Nothing like him!"
Movies are funny, and so are my friends. LMAO!
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| More Drama than your High School. |
[23 May 2007|11:38am] |
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Live Journal is the best. I love thriving on drama. I just wish I had a laptop so I could read how much rediculous shit is going on while taking a shit.
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| Good News. |
[09 May 2007|09:03am] |
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I am moving into a house with good friends. It will be a much needed change for me. And I think it will help everyone relax a little whether they know it or not.
Drama is rediculous but most of the time it is unnavoidable, and is the only thing that brings about resolution. So I welcome the drama because it means things are changing, hopefully for the better. I do feel sorry for juan and sara because their situation is unique, but to be honest, I don't see much of an alternative for them.
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| Rough Night... |
[28 Apr 2007|11:08am] |
Last night, around 1:00 am my brother got in a car accident. He was going west on granada by the moose lodge and a drunk driver shifted to his side of the road, which was the wrong way for her. the drunk driver, from what I have heard, then hit my brother and sent him off the road and directly into a tree in front of the moose lodge.
I woke up this morning from passing out drunk in the living room waiting for him to get home from the hospital. He has a concussion, a broken arm, and about 20 stitches in his head.
I was at brandon's drinking when I got this news. I should have been at home.
This shouldnt need to be said, and I know that i am a huge contributor to this problem, But Drunk Driving is fucking rediculous. There is never an important enough reason to drive when it is obvious that you cant. If you know you cant drive, then dont.
They shut down a quarter mile of granada for 3 hours so it must have been a pretty serious accident. I didnt get to see it, or my brothers car. But from what I have heard, it is pretty much totalled. and now we have to get a lawyer becuz my brother did not have comp and collision insurance, so we need to have that drunk bitch pay for it all.
I just want last night not to have happened.
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| I've never been so happy in my entire Fucking Life! |
[27 Apr 2007|12:05am] |
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THE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW HAROLD AND KUMAR MOVIE POSTED A COMMENT ON IMDB:
"I know there have been a lot of questions, so I'll get right to it--
We finished shooting H&K2 this past week. It was an awesome experience. Our editor has most of the scenes cut together and it's looking really good. I don't know how IMDB came up with 6mill for the budget. We had a bigger budget than the first movie. There's a lot more action this time around. Our music budget is better than the first. Overall, it's going to look and feel like a bigger movie.
As far as the comedy goes-- we've been laughing our asses off for the past two months! Without question, John Cho and Kal Penn have taken it to the next level. They have the same dynamic, only this time around Harold has more balls and Kumar is the one who has a love interest. The situations they get in are so absurd and awesome that they will make you forget about the first movie.
Also, I don't want to give too much away-- BUT ROB CORDRRY IS F-ING AWESOME!!! I predict that this movie will jolt his career, just like NPH. He plays the most offensive villain in recent movie history.
Speaking of NPH-- did you like him in the first movie? Did you think he was funny? You were wrong. He wasn't funny. He was just practicing for the sequel, where he gives the performance of a lifetime. He has a slightly bigger part this time around, and knocks it out of the park. I know some of you are wondering if we did any gay references because he came out of the closet. I don't want to give anything away-- suffice it to say that if you don't laugh at NPH then you have no sense of humor and should die.
Jon and I made sure to stay away from bringing back too many jokes and characters from the first movie. We had Rosenberg, Goldstein, Maria, NPH, and Dr. Patel come back because they help define H&K's universe. But there are plenty of new characters we've created that you will want us to bring back for H&K3.
Now let's talk Christopher Meloni. Obviously, we all liked Freakshow, but Jon and I felt that if he returned, along with NPH, it would be H&K1 overkill. So this time around, we have Meloni playing a NEW character. I don't want to say anything else, other than once again he will be tough to recognize.
What else?
Oh yeah-- how about the best nude scene in film history? Again, I don't want to spoil it for the audience, but you all might as well know that there is more female nudity in this movie than in any other Hollywood movie of my lifetime. And for you ladies out there, there will be more male nudity as well. Jon and I were never pleased with the amount of nudity in H&K1. This time around, we're the directors and we took advantage of our power.
People have been asking us what the title will be. I think we may have an official title within the next month or so. As I've said many times, it will not be "Harold & Kumar go to Amsterdam." Why? Because that's not what the movie's about-- it's just how the story begins. Until we announce our official/secret title, the movie is called H&K2.
Finally-- I'm sure you all want to know when the movie is coming out. SO DO WE! You have to understand that the majority of release dates that get slated this far back in advance are for HUGE BUDGET MOVIES-- Spiderman 3, Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc. If you're not in that league, then you have to wait till the movie has a test audience to determine when it's coming out. Since we haven't even started editing yet (which will take ten weeks) we may not have an official release date unti sometime this summer.
But rest assured, Jon and I are trying our best to have the movie come out as soon as possible (which means Nov/Dec '07). It would be close to impossible for it to come out before then. There's a good chance it will come out in early '08. That's the movie business for you. Just continue being patient and you will get what you want. That's what we've been doing the past 3 years.
Thanks for looking forward to the movie. We promise you'll all laugh really hard."
"This is where God took me."
--NPH, in H&K2
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You're Like A Bag Of Sand!
Wow. U win.
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| Life Goals. |
[13 Apr 2007|02:54pm] |
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I just wanna get drunk and Fuck.
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| WOOOOOOOOOO! |
[09 Apr 2007|10:28am] |
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It's my birthday, shitsuckers.
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